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| Newburyport,
MA Skatepark |
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| Completed
in the summer of 2001, the Newburyport, MA skatepark is a mandatory
stop on any New England roadtrip. It features three beautiful
concrete bowls built by Geth and crew from Airspeed Skateparks
out of Oregon. Airspeed deserves truckloads of congratulations,
for they did a perfect job with the concrete. It is so smooth
and non-porou that, it begins to dry minutes after it rains, and
with a little broom-and-squeegee work, it's ready to skate twenty
minutes later. The town deserves props as well for choosing Airspeed,
when nearly every other community in Massachussetts got swindled
by Scituate (pronounced "shituate" in both the literal
and figurative senses) Concrete (See the Waltham,
MA park or Crawford,
NY park for perfect examples of how to waste taxpayer's money.)
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| This is the
kiddie bowl. It is 3-to-5 feet in height with 5 corners, two escalators,
a square hip, and two roll ins-one of which doubles as a channel. The wee
tykes on their rollerblades and Captain Crunch Target brand boards like
to roll into the near end of the bowl and launch of the corner in the foreground
just like Tony Hawk does in his video game. Many times they roll in without
looking if someone else is in the bowl. If they do, just raise your voice
and smack 'em around a few times and they will learn. However, they are
not the worst- it is the soccer moms who let their non-skating toddlers
run around the park around like they're at the playground. Soon enough one
of those poor kids will be toddling in the wrong place at the right time
and get a Flip Arto Saari Bubblegum Punk Pro Model to the head. They'll
be killed, the park will close because the stupid people will sue the town
despite their own negligence, and the skaters will be back in the parking
lot ollieing the traffic cone. One saving grace comes from the ice cream
truck parked in the background of the above photo. Note the empty bowl.
Coincidence?-I think not. |
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| This
is the junior high school bowl. It's for kids who have already hit puberty
and are too zitty and hormonal for the kiddie bowl, but would receive
monster wedgies and toilet bowl swirlies from the upperclassmen in the
vert bowl. This bowl has tons of elements to it: seven corners, a square
hip, a wide three-sided pyramid thing, two escalators one of which descends
the entire left side of the bowl. There is also a unique volcano with
a roll-in on the back side, and to top it all off, the junior high bowl
spines into the vert bowl so the cool eighth graders can go ahead and
drink off the keg at the party in the woods with the seniors. The tranny
of the spine wall (right side in photo) flattens out, creating steep-ass
flat bank adventure. |
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| This is the
vert bowl, AKA Newburyport High. Go Tigers Beat Riverdale! It's serious
goddamn business, this bowl is. Seven feet deep in the shallow end, and
ten feet in the deep end. There are two hips, and the one on the right side
triples as a loveseat as well as the animal chin mini ramp in the deck.
Surrounding this bowl and the rest of the park are assorted ledges, rails,
pump-blobs, curbs, and there is a fun little foot tall corner by the entrance. |
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| Newburyport's
old park down by the river where Chris Farley lived in his van, circa 1989-1990.
Check out the four foot vert ramp with twelve feet
of flat, launch ramp & railslide action, token traffic cone, and questionable
construction in general. Brings back memories of splinters, the Santa Cruz
Salba board, and Converse CONS hi-tops. The blue ramp in the background
came from some park in New Hampshire from the late Seventies. It is still
kicking around Newburyport somewhere. |
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| And now,
the law: Helmets are mandatory at this park, which isn't such a bad idea
considering how solid the concrete is poured. It is behind a school, so
on school days there is no skating until 2:15, and the park stays open until
dusk. Weekends it is open all day Saturday, but SUNDAYS IT IS ONLY OPEN
1 PM to 5 PM! That sucks, especially for the weekday worker, but they have
been having some neighborhood issues with old people who hate kids yet for
some reason chose to make their homes next to a school. This park is worth
the drive from Russia, but check out this
website for the most up-to-date information before you leave. |
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| DIRECTIONS:
Take I-95 to exit 57. Head EAST on route 113. At the second light, turn
right, at the WHITE HEN PANTRY store. Follow that road for about a mile.
When you reach a stoplight, head straight through the signal. The park is
just up on the left, through the parking lot behind the Rupert Nock Middle
School. |
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Eastern
Boarder
29
Andover Street
Danvers, MA 01923
(978) 777-5650
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