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Book Review:

Dysfunctional

Review by The Chraveler
 
Compiled by Aaron Rose, Ben Weaver, and Andrew Holmes
With an essay by Garry Scott Davis
and a skateboarding history chronology by C.R. Stecyk
Also included: a load of awesome photos and artwork
 

Dysfunctional opens with C.R. Stecyk's twelve-page chronology of factoids directly relating to the history of skateboards and standing sideways on a plank of wood in general. It's way interesting and written with Stecyk's trademark dry humor.

It continues with another essay by Garry Scott Davis about the simply wacked sense of humor and artistic style that skateboarders possess as a cultural group.

This book's Plates section (photos and artwork) opens with a close up of a bruised, hairy, zitty ass. If the general theme of all the artwork and pictures included in this great collective book could be summarized with one piece, it's this shot.

Dysfunctional is a insider's look at the photographs, advertisements, and artwork that has been produced by skateboarders and skateboarding over the past thirty someodd years.

 

Yep that's old Eddie Templeton face down on the cover of Dysfunctional!
 
There are shots of skatespots: legendary pools such as the nude bowl, unnamed and secret spots, and one particular plate of a rather ghetto backyard ramp that is two ramshackle quarterpipes facing each other in a cramped courtyard - the essence of backyard skateboarding.
 
There is one two-page spread showcasing the seminal black & white xeroxed fanzine. It shows covers of around 40 different publications, including the infamous Kill Rocco Zine and The He Man Ed Hater's Club Newsletter. There are several of the shit-starting World Industries ads from the early 1990's - ads that brought down the behemoth corporate skateboard companies of the 1980's with their flat out "fuck you" wit and sarcasm. Example: The Blind ad featuring Rudy Johnson, Jason Lee, and Mark Gonzales with their Powell imitation skull decks and the "3 P's" Powell-Peralta logo commandeered and flipped upside-down to become a brilliant Blind Logo
 
My favorite aspect of this book are the two-page spreads of skateboard graphics, from the early eighties to the late nineties. Everything from the S.ALBA BEVEL Santa Cruz Deck to the number of very controversial graphics produced in the early 1990's when skateboarding was at a major low and companies didn't give a fuck about offending any parental consumers because there weren't any parental consumers to begin with at that time!
 
The last bit of gnar I will divulge about this book is the creepy actor's headshot of Gator Mark Anthony, with his trademark smile and stats. It makes you wonder just what the fuck went on inside that head of his (or anyone's head for that matter.)
 

Here's the difficult part: I believe as of this writing this book is out of print. However, you may be able to find a used copy on eBay or Amazon.com. Hunt this book down though, cuz you won't be disappointed.

 
Dysfunctional
 
Compiled by Aaron Rose, Ben Weaver, and Andrew Holmes.
 
Paperback, 208 pages
 
Publisher: Booth-Clibborn Editions (June 1999)
 
ISBN: 1861540531
 

 
 
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